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YOU MOVE LIKE A TORTOISE GIVING BIRTH.

LOOK. ORANGE 8D

YEAH, SO, I didn't go to track today because I got this SEARING headache towards the end of the day, close to the end of Bio after I had finished BOTH OF THE DAMN LABS that was supposed to be a collaboration between my "PARTNER" and I but she didn't do ANYTHINNNGGGGGG, and during art class I could hardly concentrate because it hurt SO GODDAMN MUCH ><

BUT, the only thing that brightened my day (well, BEFORE I got home~) was when I was walking back from art, I was still in the same hallway, and I saw this big box out of the corner of my eye by this door with a few boys around it, but I wasn't paying much attention to it when:

Boy: *jumps out of box* GRAGGHH.
Me: HOLY HELL.

And I just SAW him jump out of the box out of the corner of my eye, 'cause when I had jumped to the side, I looked down and he was like, on all FOURS, so I had assumed he more or less FELL out of the box XDD It was awesome. 

SOSOSO, when I got HOME, well, actually when my mom picked me up from the bus stop~

Ma: There's a surprise for you on the kitchen table 8D
Me: IS IT A PONY?
Ma: >_>
Me: :U
Ma: I had never seen them before, so I wondered if you would like it 8D
Me: IS IT FOOD?
Ma: You'll see D:<

So, I came home to a little package of rainbow colored Twizzlers with various possibly cancer-inducing artificial flavoring and dye of which Pop claimed to have been made from used car tires :D

I think that sentence made sense...?

SOTHEN, I walk into my room...~

Me: Hmm... large plush horse rested upon my futon... waitwtf, has that always been there? @_@
Ma: Now you Ma: Now you can't bug us for a pony anymore 8D

THERE IT WAS: THIS BIG-ASS STUFFED PONY THING ON MY FUTON. AND WHEN I MEAN BIG, I MEAN BIG. IT'S NEARLY MY HEIGHT, FOR THE LOVE OF KITTENS. That reminds me of something: KITTENS: may cause sneezing, tiny scratches, and erectile dysfunction 8D (I LOVE YOU, SCRUBS) So anyway~

It was the last thing I was expecting to find in my room XD And pop had even wrote a little note and taped it to my computer: "Hi. HOW WAS SCHOOL Signed, PONY" I remember we had gone to Cost Cutters a bit ago, AND I RECOGNIZED IT as one of the ponies that were lined up on the top shelf of one of the isles XD

THEN I went outside and pop had moved this swing-resty thingy/bed thingy he set up yesterday and had gotten pillows for it, including this giraffe-printed one he said he got especially for me. It was like Christmas X33

THERE'S MUCH MORE I WANT TO SHARE BUT THEY ALL HAPPENED LIKE, LAST WEEK AND IT SEEMS STUPID TO TALK ABOUT THEM NOW. SO FAREWELL, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN MY LITTLE CONCUBINES~ <333 *rides off upon the back of a dromedary camel as she recites quotations spoken by Brother Theodore*

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LOL my mom did something similar to me a loooooong time ago!! xDDDD like, when i was six? and it was before i ever ever EVER had any dog, and i've always wanted dogs, and for christmas she got me this HUGE labador retriever plushie? and she was like "now you can't ask for any dogs :D" cause mom like... dislikes dogs, for some reason.

i don't see WHY. they're so ADORABLE AND FLUFFY AND FUN AND LOVEABLE <333

... and that was SUPPOSED to be the only dog i ever got... but i've had 2 so far... >___>
Lol, yes. And those two dogs are living, not inanimate plushies~ X3