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NNYAAAHHHH NOW IT AUTOSAVES DDD:< JUST WROTE TWO JOURNAL ENTRIES, not doing it a THIRD time, because my internet fails and so does LJ >< BIGASS LATIN TEST TOMORROW, so I'll update again tomorrow maybeeeee, right now I'm just gonna put up the puppy pictures when they were like, THREE days old (lol, now it's been THREE WEEKS). So yeah. Here you go~
IT'S WITTLE NIKITA WIT HER PUPPPIES, the majority of which are obscured by her body and/or tail/legs. I know her pupils are two different odd colors, stfu, she's not like that by nature, my camera raped her eyes.
If these were current pictures of them, I could tell you who this is, but I honestly have no idea. Let's call her/him Puppy Numbero Uno.
Puppio Numero Dossss. That broom in the background is watching you.
The only not-black one, i.e., the only one that looks like her mother.
By the by, those are not my hands. At this time, my hands were currently in possession of the camera, not the above puppy. Those are my mother's hands. On a completely unrelated note, I think that broom got closer.
Puppy pictures, now with in-motion backgrounds. How did such a thing occur? Magic, my friends. Magic. BTW, my mother is not choking the puppy and that is not a cigarette in its mouth. It is a wood chip. And the puppies below her are very much alive, not dead. Please don't call the ASPCA on us.
Does this puppy look slightly fuzzy to you? Do you think those shirt-sleeves look familiar? Do the two black objects on the lower right corner resemble George W. Bush? Do you believe that fishbowls are portals to another world? Then you must have Quadrophilymisotoplicosis. We did not just make that up. It is a serious illness which causes you to believe that brooms are - in fact - living organisms, when they are - in fact - not. Don't worry. You are NOT alone. One in seventy-five million, six-hundred and ninty-seven trillion people have this disease. There IS help. You WILL die... if not treated with this wonderful product, entitled GALASTATP. (what that stands for, is left for your imagination) But be warned: theseharmful entirely UNharmful pills should not be taken if you are pregnant, are a cripple, if you have any background history of leprosy, or if you're inbetween the age of six days and 146 years. Be warned that this product may cause burning, itching, inflamation of the esophagus, a lust for gravy, headache, stomachache, lungache, legache, sore throat, loss of hearing/sight/taste/essential brain functions, a sudden, fluent knowledge of the Spanish language, dizziness, amnesia, heart attack, seizure, and sudden spontaneous DEATH.
My father never hugged me.
How hideously adorable.
Yes, that is a miniature santa hat. On a puppy. Have you ever seen anything more awesome?
I'll probably post the newer pictures tomorrow... along with what I wanted to say in this journal entry ><
annoyedIT'S WITTLE NIKITA WIT HER PUPPPIES, the majority of which are obscured by her body and/or tail/legs. I know her pupils are two different odd colors, stfu, she's not like that by nature, my camera raped her eyes.
If these were current pictures of them, I could tell you who this is, but I honestly have no idea. Let's call her/him Puppy Numbero Uno.
Puppio Numero Dossss. That broom in the background is watching you.
The only not-black one, i.e., the only one that looks like her mother.
By the by, those are not my hands. At this time, my hands were currently in possession of the camera, not the above puppy. Those are my mother's hands. On a completely unrelated note, I think that broom got closer.
Puppy pictures, now with in-motion backgrounds. How did such a thing occur? Magic, my friends. Magic. BTW, my mother is not choking the puppy and that is not a cigarette in its mouth. It is a wood chip. And the puppies below her are very much alive, not dead. Please don't call the ASPCA on us.
Does this puppy look slightly fuzzy to you? Do you think those shirt-sleeves look familiar? Do the two black objects on the lower right corner resemble George W. Bush? Do you believe that fishbowls are portals to another world? Then you must have Quadrophilymisotoplicosis. We did not just make that up. It is a serious illness which causes you to believe that brooms are - in fact - living organisms, when they are - in fact - not. Don't worry. You are NOT alone. One in seventy-five million, six-hundred and ninty-seven trillion people have this disease. There IS help. You WILL die... if not treated with this wonderful product, entitled GALASTATP. (what that stands for, is left for your imagination) But be warned: these
My father never hugged me.
How hideously adorable.
Yes, that is a miniature santa hat. On a puppy. Have you ever seen anything more awesome?
I'll probably post the newer pictures tomorrow... along with what I wanted to say in this journal entry ><