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Gaylord the Basset Hound
ditzyWELLP, finished my essay thankfully, although the fifth page is obsolete. Hopefully I'll be able to fool Mr. Hull seeing as the first page of our ACTUAL essay is supposed to be numbered page two, since the cover page counts as number one even though he doesn't want it numbered. So my last page is numbered five even though it's only the fourth actual page of my actual essay.
Actually.
Just finished "March of the Wooden Soldiers" TOTALLY RE-MASTERED IN COLOR with Ma, Aunt Lizzy, and Uncle Tommy. Twas quite delightful and amusing. Although - I must say - thank God for modern CGI. And there were these few extras, one being Vintage Toy Commercials from that time that we watched. Gaylord the Basset Hound Puppy took the cake for being creepiest and cheesiest.
"HE DOES EVERYTHING. HE WALKS FOWARDS AND BACKWARDS AND UP STAIRS. AND EVEN HAS HIS OWN BONE."
And this proves that I am not lying about a toy dog named Gaylord--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHu_-sYM5
March of the Wooden Soldiers totally supports pedophilia, though. 'Cause the main antagonist is some old creep who's name I can't remember who wants to make Little Bo Peep his wife. Everybody together now: EEEWWWWWW D:
lol its really about that? xDDDD OOH PEDO PEDO, THAT MAKES ME HOT. I WANNA WATCH IT NOW *brick'd* :DDD.
Okay, that last part is a bit of a lie, it's mostly just about how much of a jackass he is and how love always prevails in the end. Cause Little Bo Peep likes Tom-Tom the Piper's Son (it's all nursery rhyme shizz) and they want to MARRY but the old dude's all NOOOO I'm going to kick your mother out of her shoe because she can't afford morgage (because apparently the little old lady who lived in a shoe has to pay morgages. On a SHOE.) so then the girl offers to marry him but then at the wedding, Hardy (or rather, Ollie Dum) dresses Luarel (or rather, Stannie Dee) up as a woman in order to pose for Little Bo Peep (or vise versa, whichever) and then the old dude finds out when he lifts up the viel to kiss his "bride" and he's all GRRR and everyone's all LOL and this comment is dragging on to ridiculous lengths for no reason because I doubt you care about any of this and all that matters to you is that pedophilia makes you hot so I'm gonna go now kbai
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