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HOLY HELL, Lookit my icon XDDDD It's so creepy and wrong but I can't help myself from giggling whenever I look at it. KAWAII HITLER WTF X333
SO THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO MENTION YESTERDAY.
I went to Church on Sunday with my momby force. The thing that made it fun though, is that the priests there are awesome. They're goofy-ish, like they're actually people instead of freakishly pious dudes that you'd like to stay as far away from as possible. Their humor humanizes them.
And the priest told us this totally mean but funny as hell little story. SO, his friend went to the Giants game 'cause he got a free ticket, right? He's searchin' for his seat and keeps going up and up and up, so when he finally gets settled at like, the nose-bleed section, he scans the crowd to see if there's an extra seat, and he sees one RIGHT in the front. He wanders on down, and asks the guy there if the seat is taken....
Priest's Friend: Is this seat... BY ANY CHANCE... taken?
Guy: No. No, it is not.
Priest's Friend: You mean to tell me that someone gave up their chance to go to a Giants' game?
Guy: Well, you see... My wife and I have been going to their games ever since *insert remotely long ago date here*, but she recently has passed away.
Priest's Friend: I'm sorry for your loss. But wasn't there a friend or a relative that you could have gotten to go with you?
Guy: No, they're all at the funeral.
XDDDD It's so effin' mean, but everyone was laughing after he told it. This one girl though, who had been singing up by the altar goes, "That is so wrong" XDDD
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HOMG BYE I HAVE TO DO LOADS OF HOMEWURKSYES.
SO THERE WAS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO MENTION YESTERDAY.
I went to Church on Sunday with my mom
And the priest told us this totally mean but funny as hell little story. SO, his friend went to the Giants game 'cause he got a free ticket, right? He's searchin' for his seat and keeps going up and up and up, so when he finally gets settled at like, the nose-bleed section, he scans the crowd to see if there's an extra seat, and he sees one RIGHT in the front. He wanders on down, and asks the guy there if the seat is taken....
Priest's Friend: Is this seat... BY ANY CHANCE... taken?
Guy: No. No, it is not.
Priest's Friend: You mean to tell me that someone gave up their chance to go to a Giants' game?
Guy: Well, you see... My wife and I have been going to their games ever since *insert remotely long ago date here*, but she recently has passed away.
Priest's Friend: I'm sorry for your loss. But wasn't there a friend or a relative that you could have gotten to go with you?
Guy: No, they're all at the funeral.
XDDDD It's so effin' mean, but everyone was laughing after he told it. This one girl though, who had been singing up by the altar goes, "That is so wrong" XDDD
OkaythatsitexceptthatIprettymuchlikeallo
HOMG BYE I HAVE TO DO LOADS OF HOMEWURKSYES.

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