"There are those who would rather shake the Devil by the tail...

location: Toyland :D

mood: ditzy

music: Toyland :D

WELLP, finished my essay thankfully, although the fifth page is obsolete. Hopefully I'll be able to fool Mr. Hull seeing as the first page of our ACTUAL essay is supposed to be numbered page two, since the cover page counts as number one even though he doesn't want it numbered. So my last page is numbered five even though it's only the fourth actual page of my actual essay.

Actually.

Just finished "March of the Wooden Soldiers" TOTALLY RE-MASTERED IN COLOR with Ma, Aunt Lizzy, and Uncle Tommy. Twas quite delightful and amusing. Although - I must say - thank God for modern CGI. And there were these few extras, one being Vintage Toy Commercials from that time that we watched. Gaylord the Basset Hound Puppy took the cake for being creepiest and cheesiest.

"HE DOES EVERYTHING. HE WALKS FOWARDS AND BACKWARDS AND UP STAIRS. AND EVEN HAS HIS OWN BONE."

And this proves that I am not lying about a toy dog named Gaylord--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHu_-sYM5ks

March of the Wooden Soldiers totally supports pedophilia, though. 'Cause the main antagonist is some old creep who's name I can't remember who wants to make Little Bo Peep his wife. Everybody together now: EEEWWWWWW D: